1-2 Knockout

Because Teen Retail @ or > 2007 Valuations Makes Sense

My thoughts on late night tv or, an exercize in insomnia

In no particular order:

1. Long $ttwo and $erts; new GTA and Madden 2010 look freaking incredible!

2. Why did I see a commercial for elephant fart ringtones? Pretty sure that happened...

3. Lavalife or whatever. Who calls a random service to hookup? How can they afford commercials?

4.Futurama is severely under-appreciated.

1. I'm hungry.

2. Sportscenter is an American institution, and should be honored (and ESPN needs to be carved-out of ABC)

3. Um....

Hopefully goodnight,

Anal_yst Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

RedBull Cola?

Where the hell did this come from? Just saw it for the 1st time this week.

-Anal_yst Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Update

So for those wondering where we've been and what we've been up to for the past month or two, I just started writing for The Atlantic's website.  Not sure how that'll turn out, but I'm currently working on stuff for them, slowly, but surely. 

As for 1-2, well, I'll let him address that if/when he so chooses.

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MSM Still Doesn't Get Teh Interwebs

Someone explain this to me because I'm just not getting it.

Why, as a news(ish) website, would you NOT enable comments on EVERY.SINGLE.POST?

Comments increase pageviews, sometimes substantially, and sometimes even lead or instigate further posts, or at least get ideas flowing.

Sure, sometimes you may have to moderate, but that's what interns are for.

Don't Let the Falling UST Prices Fool You

It could be a boon for the US Coffers--at least according to our favorite little regulatory body: FASB.

Just a thought:
Will the US Treasury begin booking the devaluation in US treasuries as a gain, ala Jamie Dimon's comments a few weeks ago about accounting standards (banks mark-to-market profits when their bonds fall due to buy-back costs declining)?  It would surely be the finest gov't accounting scandal YTD.

Maybe M2M isn't looking so bad afterall.

1-2

Disclosure: Massively short the US in multiple forms.

Welcome to the New Pigovian Era

Ok, big freaking deal, another few cents tax on a can of soda.  We've already got ridiculous cigarette taxes, fat (unfortunately not fat people) taxes, this tax, that tax, everywhere a tax-tax.

Its not like this is anything new, Government has been taxing and subsidizing the constituency whenever they determine the "market" is not properly allocating resources to optimize the "greater good" to society.

As a non-crazy free-marketer I'm generally against Government intervention (and the always unintended consequences thereof), but when I put my Libertarian ideals aside for a minute, I can't really deny that Pigovian taxes/subsidies may be acceptable, especially in such tenuous times as these. 

However, I say this with the uber-important caveat that "asymmetrical" and ad hoc taxes/subsidies will only further screw up an already screwed-up system.  Let me explain:

Imagine if (when) the US Government instituted a gasoline tax similar to that in the UK - all $3.50/gallon of it - because as we all know cars and foreign oil are bad, or whatever.  Now putting aside logistical issues like revenue/expense alignment, rolling implementation, lead times, etc, and this may not be such a bad idea, IFF the proceeds of the tax are used to incentivize the (approximate) opposite action the tax is used to punish.  

In this case, perhaps funds would be used to build energy-efficient, low-pollution, convenient (this part always gets dropped in practice) high speed rail in and among our major metro centers.  This is a (not great) example of "symetrical" pigovian tax/subsidy. 

"Asymetrical" applications, unfortunately, seem to be go-to strategy our current Administration uses to get what they want (whatever that is).  In order to save hundreds of thousands of union jobs (and Democratic votes), the administration is quick to effectively subsidize the purchase of Chryslers, GM's, and Fords (and/or their parent companies).  Heaven forbid they subsidize cars built by non-US domiciled firms actually made IN the US, by (non-union) US workers, but I digress. 

Now the Gov't has to fund these subsidies somehow, but as far as I can tell instead of finding an opposite (or other "matchable") externality to tax, money is just coming from anywhere and everywhere they can "find" it.  Tax the "rich" (i.e. middle class).  Tax future generations (don't get me started).  Just Do It ^TM and worry about how the hell to pay for it later, much later.

So, in conclusion - and before this rant gets too out of control - I just want to clarify that for the 20th time I'm non-partisan and contrary to what the lefty/crazies will undoubtedly presume, I am not explicitly criticizing the Obama Administration.  If you understand my point, as much as it pains me to admit, I'm saying increased Government involvement may, in some situations, not be as evil as many of us often presume.   However, it seems to me that Newton's 3rd law should govern the application of Pigovian taxes and subsidies whenever practicable.  At this point, its painfully apparent that the Government is going to get involved in everything one way or another.  So, if we can't stop the Gov't from getting involved, perhaps we can at least try to affect what form said involvement takes.

Apologies for the myriad shortcuts and overgeneralizations.

Goodnight!

How NOT to Learn From History

Since the terms "recession" and "depression" first started making headlines in late 2007 (+/-) I've watched with horror as countless traders, analysts, flapping heads, journalists and other market participants blindly extrapolate historical patterns and apply them to our current situation. The most recent example I've seen (and my apologies as this is nowhere near the worst I've seen), is over at Clusterstock where Henry Blodget quotes Merrill strategist David Rosenberg (who, in fairness, actually includes some caveats):

It was extremely difficult for equity investors to make money in the decade following the June 1932 bottom. After the three-month rally (+75%) off the bottom in 1932, equity markets were extremely volatile and largely sideways for the next nine years. Keep in mind that the jury is still out as to whether the March 2009 lows were in fact the bottom, as was the case in 1932. 

Generally, we find such failed "analysis" takes the form of:

"In 19xx, the ____ Index dropped __ % over __ months, _________ economic indicators were _________, so judging from history, we conclude that now, we should expect X, Y and Z..."

Now, were conditions today exactly, or at least mostly the same as they were during previous recessions/depressions, I could see how this sort of analysis might make sense.  Contrary to the claims of others, I think its quite clear that global (and regional) dynamics and fundamentals are materially different than they have been at any earlier period of human history, which means these analyses constitute at least one type of logical fallacy, and are thus of little or dubious value.  No doubt, I'm guilty of some of these myself, but that's another story altogether.

I won't go so far as to claim that such claims are useless, since they may reveal some information about investor behavior and psychology, which is for the most part unchanged over at least the past few centuries.  However, this is hardly a redeeming quality of these poorly conceived - and even more-poorly used - forms of analysis.

No doubt both those who present and heed these arguments are suffering from at least one form of cognitive bias, although both are similarly blissfully ignorant of their own psychological predispositions and the like.

I'm of the belief that such forms of analysis - and those who propagate their use - do more harm than good insofar as almost any conclusion reached is, at best, a non sequitur, and may introduce or reinforce false beliefs to the investor population.  

Alas, despite the painfully obvious errors inherent in such comparisons, I still see them far-too frequently, in places and from people who should know better.

Tip of the hat to those who avoid such poor analysis, wag of the finger to those who don't!

Data Point of the Day: Retail Stock Price per Popularity "unit"

Shockingly, this stemmed not from any attempts to actively seek-out data to support my foregone conclusion thesis that Aeropostale is grossly over valued, but rather from aimless fucking-around on Facebook around 2am the other night, but that's neither here nor there.

Insofar as social network popularity can be considered a proxy for "real world" popularity, ARO's position on the above chart represents a significant outlier compared to the rest of the sample set.

Its painfully clear that at least per this information, that Aeropostale lacks the brand equity, and likely the "stickiness" that some of its competitors may.  Unless they can find a way to develop longer-term brand loyalty, I'm inclined to guess that whenever we see sustainable economic "recovery" or whatever.

I'm working on some more "traditional" research into ARO, hopefully I should be done in a week or two time depending, so stay tuned kiddies.

I'm Scared; Hold Me

 "To be honest, I've been actively trying to avoid writing this for quite some time. 

Each day seems to bring more evidence of impending doom.  While I'm ecstatic to still have a job this week - not to mention surprised - who knows if I'll still have a job next week.  Many of you out there have been out of work for months already.  I've been there myself, and I feel your pain.  Hopefully, you saved for the proverbial rainy day and and haven't (yet) got to the point of selling your body for money or slingin' crack rock just to get by. 

Both the domestic and Global Economies seem to be slipping further into the abyss on a daily basis, despite the best intentions efforts of Central Bankers and their Political puppet masters.  Sure, there's a light at the end of the tunnel somewhere around 2011 (+/-), but for many of us, there just doesn't seem to be much about which to be optimistic in the interim.  Our Industry, our Country, and the World are all undergoing fundamental changes that will forever alter our futures in ways we cannot yet predict, at least not with any more accuracy than S&P's ability to predicts defaults.  Moving on.

Those of us who work(ed) "in Finance," regardless of whether it was on Wall Street, The City, Dubai, or wherever, have collectively been labeled "Public Enemy #1."  The ire directed upon us from several directions evokes memories of 17th century Massachusetts, untimely deaths and all.  While we've yet to witness Stan O'Neal's public hanging in front of the NYSE, we are no-doubt in the midst of our generation's version of a Witch Hunt, except this time the mission is to find convenient scapegoats for a decade (again, +/-) of widespread financial irresponsibility.  Frankly, I'm a bit surprised we haven't seen the pitchfork & torch crowd marching down Broad Street yet, although its probably only a matter of time before they're on the steps of Federal Hall calling for the head of anyone who walks by in well-tailored suit. 

I digress.

Our "leaders" - epitomized by the House Financial Services Committee - have shown themselves to possess nothing even approaching rudimentary understanding of the situation at hand, or any of its underlying facts or concepts.  This ignorance, by itself, is hardly anything new.  Nor, should we be surprised with the incendiary political grandstanding and finger-pointing,  best exemplified by likes of Maxine Waters. 

Lawmakers and Regulators alike seem intent on giving us (much) more of the same crap that helped enable the bad decision making that got us here in the first place.  Heaven forbid they actually address the root-causes and underlying issues, or dare I suggest, put their careers aside and take their own advice and do what's "best" for the Country.  The best part of this whole show is that people who can't evevn comprehend the basics of Business 101 are now exerting their political will on systematically important corporations, corporations that some of the most experienced, best-educated people on the planet can't even fix. Axing Rick Wagoner from GM, I think, might not have been the best idea (or the worst, obviously).  He's educated and a GM "lifer," to say nothing of the fact that he basically took the helm of the Titanic long-after it'd already hit the iceberg.  He's no superstar, but in my humble opinion, he seems comfortably in the middle 50% of Fortune 500 CEOs in terms of efficacy.  More broadly speaking though, this action made a huge statement:  If you're running a "Least-Favored Company" ("LFC"), take whatever $ you have left and get the hell out of Dodge (no pun intended). 

Its so pathetic its almost humorous, or perhaps the other way around.  When we desperately need people committed to getting the job done, people with intimate knowledge of their firms and industries, the Powers That Be are more concerned with scapegoating, and thereby ostrasizing the very people who perhaps have the best chance of acheiving the virtually impossible.  I've been thinking, if I were a top exec at a "LFC", say sitting on $10 million liquid, maybe another $5 million illiquid, why the hell would I still be showing up for work?  If I could swallow my pride and put the ego aside for a moment, I'm pretty sure the obvious solution would be to give the Government the middle finger (but ever so politely) and sit on the sidelines for a while, or until they come back begging you to help dig them out of the even bigger mess they've created. 

Our other "leaders," they mostly of the corporate variety, generally haven't shown much more spine than their Legislative counterparts.  When times were "good," it seems many just rode the gravy train with the proverbial "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality.  When crap hits the fan though it seems many emperors truly wore no clothes, just like many formerly "superstar" hedge fund managers have been shown to be little (if anything) more than highly-leveraged mutual funds.  The underlying causes of such behaviour are outside the scope of this post, as are the clearly flawed incentive structures that enables them, so once again, I digress.  Just as firms overshot on the "way up," there is a decidedly non-zero probability that they will overshoot on the "way down" due to general ass-covering, short-sighted decision-making, and other examples of shoddy management. 

Many of these "leaders" have yet to grasp the concept that the Global Economy was over-inflated with cheap/easy/too-much credit, to oversimplify, money that didn't, ya' know, actually exist.  They speak (and worse, act) as if all we have to do is pass a few laws, beef (pork) up regulation, bail out a few companies and voila, we'll be back to the good ol' days when asset prices only went up, and any Joe Schmo could buy a million-dollar house with a 200-year, NINJA IO Option-Arm mortgage.  Far too often, I find myself feeling compelled to remind friends and family that comparing present-day to the artifically high price levels of mid-to-late 2007 is self-defeating, at best.  While we're likely not headed back to the Stone Age, we're similarly unlikely to get back to boom-time highs anytime soon..." 

I wrote the above, incomplete rant the last week of March, 2009.  Truth be told, I can't remember exactly why I never finished, although I suspect it had something to do with the inexplicable upward-march in asset prices since then.  Anyway, I think its interesting that despite everything that's happened over the past 4-5 weeks, my general outlook hasn't changed very much, if at all.  I should clarify explicitely that despite sounding like a crazy cynic, I'm (still) a closet optimist.  I think prosperity is possible, and likely;  I just don't think its going to happen overnight.

Since I penned the above though, most of the data I've examined indicate we're nowhere close to returning to economic growth and prosperity in the near-to-immediate future. And by that, I mean I have no freaking idea how anyone calling themselves an "Economist" (hell, or even "Pundit") can rationalize projected GDP growth by the third quarter of this year.  Even if their forecasts are based upon massive Federal spending and all sorts of bonkers bailout bullshit, I still just don't get it.   Sure, savings rates are showing signs of increasing - as are a few other pieces of data - indicating we're starting to make some progress towards sustainability, but the "bad" is still grossly overshadowing the "good."

As far as I can tell, the Administration's economic triage thus-far has been, and continues to be predicated upon widening of the "Hope & Change Spread," coupled a wholesale failure to identify, address, and ameliorate the underlying causes of our socio-politico-economic malaise.   Populist pandering and vague promises rooted in fantasy only serve to delay the inevitable.  I won't presume for an instant to have all or even some of the answers, but it seems painfully obvious that until we're ready to address reality, any interim gains or impression thereof won't mean squat over any meaningful period of time. 

So long as we consider economic and social prosperity a worthwhile endeavor, we must acknowledge that nothing worthwhile ever comes easy.  No doubt, if we are to acheive these goals many sacrafices and difficult decisions need to be made at every level of the game, and by all participants.  Absent these, I don't see how anyone can presume to declare us back on the road to sustainable prosperity, of any sort. 

Reg FD: All cash.  May have/be initiating limit short trades.

FiDi from Hudson 3/25

--Anal_yst Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

You know the Economy is in the toilet...

Billboard @ NJ-side of Lincoln Tunnel. For years, this billboard was used by various Atlantic City casinos. Yea...

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Thoughts

Over the course of the past few months, I've been increasingly asked for my thoughts on several econo-political topics, including, but not limited to "the bailout(s)," industry-specific solutions, regulatory overhaul, and others.

Those of you who've read my work over the course of the past year may also be wondering where or how I weigh in on these issues, and/or why I've remained relatively silent on issues which one would expect I'd be quite vocal.

To be honest, the only quasi-explanation I have to offer is that I just don't know.

Unlike professional writers, analysts, and pundits who depend on their words for sustenance, I have the convenience of not saying anything if/when I don't have anything good/useful/interesting to say.  The events that have transpired over the past year or two (including those preceding events over decades past) have been a bit overwhelming, in terms of the time and knowledge required to not only stay abreast of, but more importantly to understand.  While I'm hardly disappointed to still remain otherwise employed (knock on wood), I simply haven't had time to wrap my head around much of this information, at least not to the point where I would risk what little (if any) reputation I've managed to nurture by spouting off some uninformed nonsense the likes of which I've previously accused others. 

Thus, while I haven't yet developed a comprehensive solution to our various ills, there is a slightly smaller issue into which I've put some time and effort.

Like many people, as I see the news scroll by on my monitor, I'm often overcome by feelings of anger and disappointment.  I'm particularly enraged (although unsurprised) with the constant interference of pandering politicians and poorly-informed punditry presenting opinion as fact or careful analysis.  That every Joe and Jane Schmo with a keyboard gets to voice their often similarly uninformed opinions reminds me of Steve Carrell's character in Anchorman when he declares "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT...LOUD NOISES!"  The complex, interrelated issues at hand seem to be way beyond the knowledge, experience, and understanding of virtually everyone, and yet everyone still has an opinion, everyone knows who was at fault, who we need to blame, and how we'll magically "fix the economy," whatever that means.

Various media participants and outlets have done their part to contribute to the hype and hysteria, often inciting outrage and chaos, when there is often little-to-no reason for doing so, other than to sell papers/eyeballs.  To be sure, much of my ire has been focused on the media, specifically, the part that  covers (or attempts to, as it were) business, finance, and economic happenings.  Even to those of us who are actually trained, experienced, and possibly still work in such fields, there is much disagreement over what/how/why things happened as they did, and perhaps more importantly, how to "fix it."  Yet we've seen the same sort of behaviour from virtually every media outlet that I described in the above paragraph, speaking very loudly and authoritatively on topics of which they don't appear to have the slightest understanding.  Just pick up any daily Newspaper or click on over to Fox News or CNN to see some of the ridiculous crap being peddled by the "fair and balanced" media.  (Just to be sure, the previous sentence applies to both sides, and everyone in-between.)

Despite a keen awareness that most reporting these days is unfortunately nothing but filler between advertisements, I've found it difficult to contain my immense dissapointment with the way inherently complicated concepts have been grossly over-simplified, mis-interpreted, and mangled over-and-over in popular media, of both the new- and main-steam varieties.  To be sure, its altogether unsurprising to witness such a non-phenomenon when sensationalism and incendiary "reporting" are - or are perceived to be - the largest drivers of revenue for most media outlets.  Contrarily, when there is - or there is perceived to be - little/no incentive to present  balanced, well-argued/researched, and transparent information, it comes as no surprise that such things are few and far between. 

In fairness, there are several media outlets who have found a way (not necessarily a profitable one perhaps) to practise what I'd call "responsible reporting" when it comes to these matters, and I applaud them for their efforts.  These are the outlets I visit on a regular basis, and its little secret who they are.  However, such outlets unfortunately represent a disproportionate minority, and are thus not nearly as popular as their sensationalist, more irresponsible brethren.  

Of course this is hardly the biggest problem at stake, but it is perhaps one of the few that we have any ability to affect.  Especially in such turbulent times, we should be extremely cognizant of the material presented to the general public, and the light in which this information is presented. 

I say this because frankly, I'm not quite sure how to properly enunciate my fear that the various braintrusts  (legislatures, the SEC, FDIC, Board of Directors of most banks, the general populace, etc) will, in trying to "stabilize" the economy, actually send us further into the abyss.  If there were an ETF or other instrument to short the testicular fortitude of our Congressional and other "leaders" tasked with addressing our economic woes, I would be into that trade in serious size.  I have little-to-no faith in their ability to understand the issues in front of them, and even less faith that the group as a whole will make the tough choices conducive to long-term sustainability and economic health.  If what we've seen from both sides is any indication, we should expect more of the same short-term "solutions" which have generally failed to address any underlying issues, and quite likely prolonged the pain, and simply delayed confronting the real issues until a later date.

Showering the masses or individual companies with money (the exact faucet, pressure, and distribution pattern used is irrelevant here) may seem like the most politically expedient option, but as many others far more informed than I have argued, is actually counter-productive at a certain point.  Eventually, we have to pay the piper and reduce leverage across the board to sustainable levels.  (I'll leave it to 1-2 to discuss this in greater detail if he feels compelled to do so, since going down that path is a far-longer discussion than I'm interested in having here.)

So, perhaps if we can find a way to incentivize the media to be more careful about what information they present, and how it is presented, perhaps we can affect public opinion, and thereby affect the decisions made by the powers that be. 

I realize that this is far easier said than done, but to oversimplify, I believe that those of us who "know" have a civic duty to share that knowledge with those who do not, especially when it just so happens that doing so may very well be critical to ensuring our future employment. 

Some have argued that trying to improve the quality of business reporting is a fools errand, a futile effort.  One follower on Twitter pointed out that if one possesses a functional understanding (or even capacity to understand) the material, they one will most likely pursue a more-lucrative career in the field rather than reporting on it.  This may be true for many people for whom money is the primary motivator, however I know several people who forgo financial gain to report upon and analyze business and business news (for example, I don't do this for the money).  Some of these people even have undergraduate or even advanced degrees in the fields which they cover, as shocking as that might seem.  

The other solid criticism seems to be that news outlets and reporters wouldn't have much, if any incentive to comply with our requests.  Judging from traditional media's well-documented aversion to change, this is a legitimate criticism for which I don't have a fantastic response.  It would seem that any concerted effort to affect change would have to first gain sufficient visibility and popularity so as to make our stamp of approval an important sales/marketing tactic, or on the other hand, such that not having our support was perceived to be sufficiently detrimental to that outfit's credibility that they comply out of perceived necessity.  This is a bit of a catch-22, as 1-2 was quick to point out when we spoke about this a few days ago, but one that I don't think is insurmountable.

I envision a largely-volunteer Non-Profit, at the core of which is a proprietary, secure database of business professionals and academics willing to make themselves available to whatever degree they're comfortable with to reporters and journalists.  There are enough of us who make our thoughts, opinions, and analysis available for free already that I don't think this is asking too much.  Think of something along the lines of Linkedin, except with the added ability of anonymity for those who need to remain so for professional concerns.  These volunteers would be able to create a profile with whatever level of detail on their background, knowledge, experience, etc they feel comfortable providing.  Reporters and journalist members would then be able to search the database for those with knowledge/experience on the subject matter they're covering. 

Additionally, the website would allow volunteer members (like FT Alphaville's Long Room) to post corrections, criticisms, etc, on poor business/financial/economic reporting.  This could even be extended to a ranking of various media outlets.  In turn, this could be used to present awards each year for the best, most improved, etc ones, and also highlight repeat offenders so that the general public could be made aware which outlets they should avoid or take with a grain of salt.

Perhaps I'm delusional, perhaps I'm insane, but to me, this seems like a worthwhile cause.  There's virtually no overhead besides maintaining the website, plenty of business professionals with newfound time on their hands, and a general politico-economic state of affairs that makes today a more important time than ever to put our knowledge and experience to good use.

Let me know what you think. 

Good idea?  Bad Idea?  I'm a stupid schmuck?  Whatever, just let me know.  If this turns out to be a horriffic idea, then so be it, however if enough of you are with me then I stand ready to make this (or something like it) happen.  Lets see how it goes.

 

A Sign of the Times?

Over the past few weeks I've witnessed the explosion of an internet sensation: f*** My Life.  Over the past 3 months the site has gone from not even being in Alexa's top 10,000-ranked sites globally to being just out of the top 1,000 (#908 already in the USA).

For the uninitiated, the formula is to begin your post with "Today," something really crappy that happened, finishing up with "...FML."   For example:

Today, my fiancee broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

I'm sure you can come up with some more finance/economics/business/current events-related ones, so go ahead, give it your best shot in the comments section. 

Best one wins lunch on us, seriously.

Notable and Quotable

"Profits, like sausages, are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them."

-Alvin Toffler