Because at midnight on a Sunday night, this is what we do with our lives...(stalk the "Paulson")
I'm paraphrasing here, but the point is, well, we have no idea what the f*ck is going on. Apparently theres a massive "bailout" package that just got approved by Congress, and We hear that there's some d-bags in the "Senate" that oh-I dunno, just might pull their heads out of their asses and f*cking approve it. Lets not get into the fact that no-one involved has any idea wtf is going on, but hey, thats what Glenfiddich is for, right?
Per the WSJ, uh, um, (go to cash ASAP).
Happy Monday, Happy whatever, and, uh, lets just sing some freaking Kumbaya