This week, I received what I can only presume will be my final copy of Trader Monthly (November/December 2008). Pay no attention to the fact that we're in mid-February, there is far more important information, historically-relevant information, at hand.
Front cover, "Special Report:"
WHO WILL SURVIVE,
AND WHO WILL
Congratulations to management on this momentous achievement, and best of luck to all employees currently trying to get back in the game.