US Government Bails Out Strippers

CNBC 'reported' this morning that 45% of all paper money printed by the Treasury is $1 bill denomination.  Everyone and their mother is so concerned about the Fed bailing out Bear Stearns that this has COMPLETELY flown under the radar.  Riddle me this Batman: which is the greater evil?  Bailing out exotic dancers or Wall Street executives?  It can be argued that both are, on the whole, largely over-paid, especially relative to performance.  The differentiating factor though, is that due to the Treasury's subterfuge, strippers represent a solid hedge in a struggling economy.  In a nod to our friends at Long or Short Capital, I suggest going long strippers (although you might want to keep size in-check), and short rich white guys (especially John Meriwether).

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[Stupid Equity Guy]

Long Tit's and Short Dicks Eh?

~Stupid Equity Guy

[Anal_yst]

@Stupid Equity Guy

I couldn't have said it better myself (and clearly, I didn't, so touche to you sir)